Bean Soup Society

Social media networking for the Bean Soup Network

Bean Soup Times's Blog – May 2009 Archive (4)

Breaking News: The Bean Soup Times Interview with Roland Burris

Bean Soup Times: I am gonna show you this picture Senator Burris.

Roland Burris: Oh, that’s a bad shot.

Yes, it may be a bad shot, but this Senator Burris. (I point to the umbrella). That’s real sir. See that umbrella? This looks bad.

But do you know? Do you really know what’s happening there?


Right, nobody really knows.

That’s the problem sir. Nobody really knows. But you do… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 29, 2009 at 10:30am — 4 Comments

Let's promote our businesses together

You may not be surprised to find out that home sales are down. Car sales are down. People are less likely to go out for dinner, or to the movies, or to buy a new HDTV.

But here’s the thing: people are still buying homes, cars, etc. In the last month I’ve seen people eating out, enjoying a movie, and other forms of entertainment. In fact, I witnessed more than 500 people line up before the doors opened to shop at a newly opened Nordstom Rack.

In other words, the economy has… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 20, 2009 at 10:14am — No Comments

Millions convert to Islam hoping to avoid getting swine flu

Hoping to avoid the imminent danger of being infected by the swine influenza, millions of people flock to Islam like Lil Wayne flocks to cough syrup. Newcomers to Islam believe that by accepting Islam and swearing off pork, they will be able to avoid attracting the deadly, man-made virus.

To avoid confusion, makers of the flu have decided to start calling the flu H1N1 while the Center for Disease Control continues to take aggressive action to… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 2, 2009 at 10:45am — No Comments

Laid off Drug Dealer Cannot Believe How Bad Economy Is

BALTIMORE--After "being in the game" for four years, Shaggy Mon cannot believe that he has been laid off by her boss...with no severance package.

"After all the work I put in? He told me that the current economic climate is forcing him to cut some of his obligations so he could maintain a positive cash flow," said Shaggy.

"Then he suggested I start slanging bean pies. While it ain't a bad idea, but I was gonna go to jail before I… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 2, 2009 at 10:16am — No Comments

Blog Topics by Tags

Monthly Archives








© 2015   Created by Bean Soup Times.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service