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Bean Soup Times's Blog – May 2009 Archive (4)

Breaking News: The Bean Soup Times Interview with Roland Burris

Bean Soup Times: I am gonna show you this picture Senator Burris.

Roland Burris: Oh, that’s a bad shot.



Yes, it may be a bad shot, but this Senator Burris. (I point to the umbrella). That’s real sir. See that umbrella? This looks bad.

But do you know? Do you really know what’s happening there?



No.

Right, nobody really knows.



That’s the problem sir. Nobody really knows. But you do… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 29, 2009 at 10:30am — 4 Comments

Let's promote our businesses together

You may not be surprised to find out that home sales are down. Car sales are down. People are less likely to go out for dinner, or to the movies, or to buy a new HDTV.



But here’s the thing: people are still buying homes, cars, etc. In the last month I’ve seen people eating out, enjoying a movie, and other forms of entertainment. In fact, I witnessed more than 500 people line up before the doors opened to shop at a newly opened Nordstom Rack.



In other words, the economy has… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 20, 2009 at 10:14am — No Comments

Millions convert to Islam hoping to avoid getting swine flu

Hoping to avoid the imminent danger of being infected by the swine influenza, millions of people flock to Islam like Lil Wayne flocks to cough syrup. Newcomers to Islam believe that by accepting Islam and swearing off pork, they will be able to avoid attracting the deadly, man-made virus.

To avoid confusion, makers of the flu have decided to start calling the flu H1N1 while the Center for Disease Control continues to take aggressive action to… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 2, 2009 at 10:45am — No Comments

Laid off Drug Dealer Cannot Believe How Bad Economy Is

BALTIMORE--After "being in the game" for four years, Shaggy Mon cannot believe that he has been laid off by her boss...with no severance package.

"After all the work I put in? He told me that the current economic climate is forcing him to cut some of his obligations so he could maintain a positive cash flow," said Shaggy.



"Then he suggested I start slanging bean pies. While it ain't a bad idea, but I was gonna go to jail before I… Continue

Added by Bean Soup Times on May 2, 2009 at 10:16am — No Comments

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Vintage Postal Stamp ( Poem )

Vintage Postal Stamp ( Poem )

Turn of the century Vintage Stamps

Traceable history make value enhance

Prices get higher as the years go by

Dream of finding one valued so high

Extremely fine with the perfect gum…

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Posted by Doris Anne Beaulieu on September 23, 2014 at 3:10pm

Harnees Racing ( Poem )

Harness Racing ( Poem )

Horses pull a two wheeled cart

If it breaks you will depart

Place a bet before it starts

Good wager wins if played smart

Riders ready at the gate

Fans no longer have to…

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Posted by Doris Anne Beaulieu on September 21, 2014 at 5:56am

Kids Love For Animals

Kids Love For Animals ( Poem )

Children’s favorite shows are of animals

I have hours in a playlist that are laughable

Like a camera pecking rooster and fun monkeys

To a mom and a baby miniature donkeys

Videos of wild…

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Posted by Doris Anne Beaulieu on August 26, 2014 at 3:15pm

Creating A Christmas Tree ( Poem )

Creating A Christmas Tree ( Poem )

Create designer Christmas tree

From squash, to bread, and fun cookies

Instructions made so easily

One from red hat society

Home from the heart season theme

Star wars made a…

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Posted by Doris Anne Beaulieu on August 25, 2014 at 6:59am

Tractor Pulls

Tractor Pulls ( Poem )

America’s passion tractor haul

Ford and Farmall want to take it all

Showcasing your tractor is never dull

Case give a strong performance call

See a smokey John Deere tractor

Unleash…

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Posted by Doris Anne Beaulieu on August 23, 2014 at 6:54am

Woodsmen Day

Woodsmen Day ( Poem)

Sport using handsaws

With a toothed edge blade

One or two handed sawing

On a woodsmen fair day

Traditional log rolling

Is a lumberjacks technique

Style used in river driving

The…

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Posted by Doris Anne Beaulieu on August 21, 2014 at 7:35am

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